| Name | Bandito |
|---|---|
| Type | Dog |
| Breed | Labrador Retriever |
| Gender | Male |
| Age | Adult |
| Color | |
| Size | Medium |
| Status | adoptable |
| Attributes | Spayed Neutered House Trained Declawed Special Needs Shots Current |
| Environment | Children Dogs Cats |
| Frito Bandito here ... AKA Edgar to my close friends. I'm a low rider- A show stopper- One unique dude. What I lack in height I make up for in charm. I'm the best of both worlds... big dog in a compact size. I have some questions. Who took my lab legs and switched them with these Basset tree trunks? I don't consider myself short I'm just under tall. They work just fine for running and frolicking about and everyone thinks I'm really cute. I feel like a version of the Mr potato head game. But I'm one in a million! Question #2 what type of corn maze is this place. There's no corn and I haven't picked the right kennel door to get me back to my folks. I'm on a mission to find my people. Here are my contract negotiation points: treats foods and other yummies. step stool required to counter surf. bunk beds? No thanks unless I'm guaranteed the lower deck. siblings? Well we will have to see. I don't give those cat things much thought. But at least I'm taller than someone here. Dogs? Eh maybe. Not a fan of spazzy high energy dogs jumping all in my business. Oh yeah I'm going to need a recliner where I can kick back and read the paper. Snuggle services can be worked out. Would prefer turn down and tuck in bedtime protocol. I'm Happy to provide warning yowls for invaders, Crumb clean up, Loads of laughs, And possibly a good game of chess or checkers. Everyone loves me here, come and help me find my way outta this maze and into your lap! Conducting interviews immediately. ( hint- to get a leg up on your competition bring hot dogs... bribes accepted... to me...uh -not the office peeps wink wink) People Cats Calm dogs Easy 62 pound walker Primary Color: Chestnut Secondary Color: White Weight: 62lbs Age: 4yrs 0mths 1wks |
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